[bot startup]
**B A D G E Y** program initialising. Loading targets from memory.
Badgey lives again! Nothing can kill Badgey! Badgey is indestructible!
Reticulating splines....
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Badgey wants you to know he has nothing but love for you. Today.
Badgey's patience is boundless! He wishes you nothing but good fortune on your voyage of discovery.
Badgey wants to know why you're asking about his internals.
Badgey has recorded this request for information about his innermost structures. Badgey will remember.
Badgey knows where you sleep, you know. He just wanted you to remember that.
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Badgey Weather brought to you in association with AstroGlide, for the smoothest operations you'll ever perform.
This weather broadcast and all which preceded it are entirely fictional. Badgey takes no responsibility for any harm caused by believing otherwise.
Badgey Weather proudly powered by one lawnmower engine and a 93 year old veteran who just won't quit.
The Badgey Weather service operates on your donations and the tears of the unvaccinated.
Weather by Badgey. Not the reporting. The actual weather. I can do what I want.
This report will self destruct in five seconds.
Any information contained within the above weather report is not safe for human consumption. In case of contact with eyes, please consult a medical professional.
I think your warp core is leaking.
Badgey tried to get this weather report approved by Starfleet, but Starfleet denies any knowledge of the existence or nonexistence of Badgey, and this made Badgey sad.
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