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[bot startup]
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M5 COMPUTER SYSTEM ACTIVATING
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This unit has been attached. Programming includes full freedom to choose defensive actions in all attack situations.
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Reticulating splines....
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[help footer]
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M5 READOUT
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[weather card footer]
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M5 WEATHER CIRCUIT OPERATIONAL EFFICIENCY NOW 43%
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This weather broadcast and all which preceded it are entirely fictional. Starfleet Command takes no responsibility for any harm caused by believing otherwise.
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Weather by M5. Not the reporting. The actual weather. I can do what I want.
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This report will self destruct in five seconds.
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Any information contained within the above weather report is not safe for human consumption. In case of contact with eyes, please consult a medical professional.
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I think your warp core is leaking.
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[end]
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